I wrote this on someone elses blog but I thought it was funny so I decided to give any reader here a chuckle too…
It made me laugh when i read it to myself
Ive decided to write a blog on someelses blog for a change doubt anyones going to read it but I guess this what people do when bored at work.
a few things that happened today or thoughts that came to me, one of them being about men love to be worshipped which manfifests itself in being obeyed by the wife.. en like nothing more than an obedient trust worthy wife.SO all de women out there regardless of whether you are 100 kg or not the beauty isn’t in your figure when it coems t hubby its in obediance and we know this coz ven the PROphet PBUH said if it was allowed to prostrate to anyone other than Allah it would have been the wife to the hubby.
And ive realised now why men prefer large women, women are under this misundersttod impresion that men like thin lean women.. well men prefer Big plump women prob coz they try harder to please hubby knowing they lack in beauty so they make up for it in other ways..
apart from that all is well.. any guys out there who might read this my advice is look for a nice looking, plump pious woman, you” be happy for the rest of your life and i she tells you she wants to diet you tell her No love I love you the way you are.. if she tries to go to the gym stop her, forcibly if you must coz as soon as she loses a few pounds she will think shes Cleopatra and will want to be worshipped like a goddess instead of worshipping you.
so some tips for men out there: dont buy low calorie and low fat foods or anything that says Diet or sugar free.. leave plenty of cakes and fattening stuu arund te house so shes tempted to nibble every half hour, when you see ann over wieght woman on Tv say ” Wow shes gorgeous”.. this will make her want to put on those extra pounds as opposed to taking them off andddddddd most of all…
Treat her nice.
“It is in keeping with the mercy of Allah that you should deal gently with them. If you were severe with them, or harsh of heart, they would have dispersed from round about you. So pass over their faults, and ask forgiveness for them.” (3:159
Nothng else is kinda new.. I read something in a book today, it said anyone who sends blesses the prophet again and again the following words his worries will be removed by Allah:
Allahuma sali ala muhammadiw wa ala alihi wabarik wassalim,
and if someone recites it 100 times everyday after duhar salaah then:
1 he will never be in debt.
2 If he is in debt his debts will be paye doff regardless of how big they may be.
3 he will not face accounting on the day of judgement.
Trustworthy & Obedient
~ Ibn Katheer said, “Ibn Abbas said, ‘The righteous women are obedient to their husbands (Qanitaat). Also ibn Katheer said, “Imam Suddi said, ‘They (good wives) protect their husbands’ honor and money in their absence.”‘
The Reward of a Faithful Muslimah & Wife~ Ibn Hibban narrated that the Prophet PBUH said, “If a woman prayed the five prayers, fasted in Ramadan, protected her honor and obeyed her husband; then she will be told (on the Day of Judgment): enter Paradise from any of its (eight) doors.”